Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm
If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
no don’t make me cancel on my friends if you’re going to let me down. fuck off.
in the mood to go out and hook up. also in the mood to cuddle and sleep next to someone. conflicting.
first things first i’m
Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and I will take you to the candy shop. I’ll let you lick the lolly pop. Go ahead girl and don’t you stop. Keep going until you hit the spot (WHOA).
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great